I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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Please let them be called Mr Mittens.
They are called Professor Meowingtons
stormyteacup said: YOU LOOK SO YOUNG!
2006 doesn’t sound like a long time ago, but, it was like 7 years ago! I’ve still got a wee chubber of a belly going on there thou.
gravitysgone said: Mind when we weren’t blind?
Lol I was still blind then, I just was too belligerent to get my eyes tested. It was around then that I got my glasses. See, people might look at that pic and think that I’m blasting a smouldering stare, but really I’m just squinting to see where the camera is. haha
I’m the dick who made it 3 likes instead of 2. I’M A MONSTER.
But by commenting….it’s a nice happy 4! YAY!
5 is also acceptable.
then 8, 10, 15, 20, 24, 25, 30, 32, etc etc.
I’m now realising, I may have a problem with what I consider a “nice” number versus an “ugly” one :(
omg the video! I keep forgetting that she’s going to have a scottish accent
Ahahaha yeah. She doesn’t sound too Scottish yet. She often sounds like a Chinese person trying to learn English. But that’s maybe because she learned a bunch of her English from Ni Hao, Kai-Lan. ¬_¬
I found a tonne of felt while clearing out the spare room, I’m tempted to hand sew Soph some felt food.
Awwww. She would ( potentially* ) love that. She has a small bit of felt food from Ikea, that is like a watermelon slice and some kiwi and a banana and stuff like that. We’ve got her a wee kitchen for her birthday in August that we need to do some work to.
* I say potentially because 90% of the time, I know what she likes, and know how she’ll react to things. But then, every now and again…total batshit crazy option is go. Like, she loves cheese. LOVES cheese. We’ve had to limit her daily intake because it was getting out of hand…we give her Babybell the way other kids get chocolate. It’s a sure bet that she’ll destroy cheese. So, you’d think ( and we did ) that she’d love Mac&Cheese or margarita pizza? Or cheese biscuits? Or baked potato and cheese? But she’s really hit and miss with all of those.
She has her own internal logic, and some days, I can’t keep up. hahaha.
After a single day of work, I got a message telling me that I had used 7 hours out of 10 allowed. FOR THE MONTH.
10 hours a month?
Is that a fucking joke?
So. Just as I was getting into the way of it, the new interface where you can follow people and whatnot….and I’m back out.
I don’t have the funds to buy the unlimited and 10 hours a month isn’t any use to me, for listening to it at work.
Goodbye, again, Spotify.
Call me back when you drop the 10 hour limit, like it used to be.
it’s cute watchign someone elses child do this, but frustrating as hell when it’s your own.
It drives Katie up the wall. The only time we have a pile of wet washing and a drying rack out is when shit needs done, so, when you’re trying to do shit, and this teeny tyranasaur comes barging in showing how it should be done…. lol
Every time you post anything to do with Sophie, I get broody. UGH I WANT A CUTE BABY :c
JUST THINK! You could dress them up in outfits to match your, or dress them up as different eras of Doctor or a new member of Firefly every day! Or you could put a little pair of denim cut offs on under their baby-grow and take photos, so when you show them to their 15 year old selves to embarrasses them, you can convince them they were Never-Nudes!
those wee noises she makes are too adorable!
It must be an evolutionary thing. A self preservation thing. Like, at 3am, when she’s suddenly awake and you’re trying to sleep and she’s in bed with you and squirming about and you’re just about to lose your rag and freak out at her, and then, from out of no where, she starts these little chirpy, singing noises…or does the hand motions for Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and all your rage just disappears. For a few minutes.
Omg btw. I actually just smiled so hard at this i cried a bit. I love her so much.
Hehe in a good way, I hope. She misses her Auntie Rosebud! We’ll need to see you before the whole Christmas rush starts? When everyone is too busy and grumpy to do anything, and after a day of stomping round the shops, they’ve had thier fill of social interaction for the week!
Sexy artwork by Stormyteacup !
She’s so adorable! Oh my god.
Sophie is one of the few little people in the world that I absolutely love. She’s adorable and gorgeous and I just want to wrap her up in a blanket like an adorable burrito.
I’d typed out loads as a reply, but as Tumblr so frequently does for me, it didn’t save when I hit publish. And I forgot to ctrl+a,ctrl+c before hitting post.
I care about PC upgrades! Give me free stuff so I can play games properly without my PC dying periodically.
I miss having an actual PC that my dad would always want to upgrade, so the side would always be off so I could see its inner workings. Bloody laptops!
Some cheeky cunts broke street date/time. Was supposed to be embargo’d till 3pm, but they had it online at 2pm. So, now it’s in the wild.
It’s a GeForce 660ti with a free copy of Borderlands 2!
A bargain at just under £250.
Here’s a Bit.Tech review: http://www.bit-tech.net/hardware/2012/08/16/nvidia-geforce-gtx-660-ti-2gb-review/1
Rather than drum up publicity for this rare 0-day release, the boss decided instead to talk to his friend about how misunderstood Mac’s are.
So, we’ll see if anyone even knows we have the cards.
Aye, you’re maybe not far wrong:
Tell you child to stop being so adorable. I might vomit a a rainbow soon ;-;
Breaking in daddy’s new Airwalks
If it helps, I’m 22 on monday, and I remember no internet, no mobiles, then dial-up, milk at school, and only 4 tv channels. Cheer up chuckles!
Then you, too, are old.
I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re past your prime.
I’ve had 3 red bulls. DO IT
It can’t be bad for us…Spar sell it! lol
The purple one is the best, but the only place that seems to sell it around me now is the Shell garage. I pop in and check when they have the regular 2 for £2 tins, or 99p tins :3
It is indeed a Rockstar Punched Guava I am knocking back. I have however noted a consistent and peculiar side effect of said Rockstar, however, and I’m not the only one to have remarked on it.
TMI here, but it seems to be particularly effective at, um…clearing you out. A detox in a can, if you will. Poop juice, to be less vague or classy.
Green Monster also has a much more disturbing side effect, and one that I’ve been too afraid to mention, so I don’t know if it happens to anyone else….
I’d fully support a complete blackout by Wikipedia, properly shutting everything down for 24 hours. A stand has to be made.
I agree that this SOPA bill is a total crock of shit, but it’s been beaten already. It’s been shelved and it’s gone.
Not saying it wont come back in some other form, but, the one specific thing they are protesting about……..is no longer a thing.
And frankly, the only way it’ll stay a not-thing, is a shake up of the way the laws are made. As in, not just letting the industry big players get to make the rules.
But then, I don’t know a lot about it, so I’m just going to shush before I say something wrong.