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I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
You wanna look me up elsewhere?
Oh, and Asda now do Hello Kitty Strawberry Tutti Frutti ice lollies. I’ve had two today!
Today, Katie decided to make the biggest BLT sammich known to man.
We had one of these EACH.
I’m currently in a mild food coma, but we have to get up and at ‘em and go shopping to buy a christening present for baby White Ben.
Just pushed a pallet of drinks up the hill to my work.
A pallet. Full of drinks. Is not. Light.
Got some weird new stuff in it, like cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper and Pepsi Throwback ( that has real sugar, rather than corn syrup ). and some Angry Birds sweeties? WTF?
But fuck all of that. I got me a can of G-Force Rip It, which is as close as we’re gonna get to the old Grape Jolt Cola. Om nom nom.
The boss went to the cash and carry this morning. “You needing anything?” He foolishly asked, after giving me the log in details for the website stock list.
3kilos of giant Strawbs.
To put that into perspective… when Sophie was born, she was 3.5kg! Lol (Taken with picplz.)
So, how’s your pancake day going?
This is what Katie made for my dinner tonight. Aint she a super star?
( spoiler: Yes. Yes she is. )
@B0nsly my photo is not as good as yours because camerphone hates me. (Taken with picplz.)
Milk fresh from the pump, a more sensible milk to rice ratio ( 7 to 1 ) and huzzah! She eated it!
om nom nom
( original audio replaced because it was just Katie’s mum having a whinge about someone lol )
I’m having another can of Rockstar.
You only live once, eh?
Big ol chocolate vagina.
Not to mention a big motherfucking cake tin full of om nom nom. Which has just been iced and put in the fridge, but I didn’t get a photo of it with icing.
Just fucking eat it already!
Tonight, Katie made motherfucking cupcakes. Devil’s Chocolate cupcakes.
This is before the icing.
put myself ( and co-workers ) in the mood for a slap up high tea dinner.
I say dinner, but I mean, close the shop and go now.
I think, we should just close the shop, and go to the Tudor for some macaroni cheese and then some scones. And a butterfly cake. And a big ol’ pot of tea.
