I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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I don’t watch X-Factor, so I didn’t realise that there was another dude from Ayr ( my teeny tiny hometown ), but this shit just makes me lol.
Get on Google Streetview and look at AYR ( postcode KA7 ) and see if it compares in any way with London. lol
This. Is. Beautiful.
This is Richard Stallman’s tour conditions ( aka rider ) and some of it is just comedy gold.
If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will be
very very glad. If you can find someone who has a friendly parrot I
can visit with, that will be nice too.
One situation where I do not need help, let alone supervision, is in
crossing streets. I grew up in the middle of the world’s biggest
city, full of cars, and I have crossed streets without assistance even
in the chaotic traffic of Bangalore and Delhi. Please just leave me
alone when I cross streets.
I do not eat breakfast. Please do not ask me any questions about
what I will do breakfast. Please just do not bring it up.
Played 99 times.
I prefer “YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL.”
When I wake, my dash had better be awash with the greatest Rebecca Black based comedy imaginable.
Or so help me……….. ¬_¬
Cat eating standing up. LOOKAT IT’S GIMPY LIL HAND!
Pointing out such fundamentals as:
This’ll keep me entertained for a while.
Since, the problem with 2 of your fave tumblrs being friends in the real world is that when they go out for drinks, your dash is dead!
What with tablet, haggis, chicken Pakora*, Irn Bru and deep friend ice cream/mars bars, I genuinely don’t understand why people think Scotland is unhealthy.
*I have it on good authority that you can’t get Pakora in england. I had my friend in London text me once “I think I just had pakora! Is it a kind of lemony bread?” bahahaha!