I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
You wanna look me up elsewhere?
I don’t watch X-Factor, so I didn’t realise that there was another dude from Ayr ( my teeny tiny hometown ), but this shit just makes me lol.
Get on Google Streetview and look at AYR ( postcode KA7 ) and see if it compares in any way with London. lol
7th November 2011
Notes: 10
This. Is. Beautiful.
This is Richard Stallman’s tour conditions ( aka rider ) and some of it is just comedy gold.
If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will be
very very glad. If you can find someone who has a friendly parrot I
can visit with, that will be nice too.
One situation where I do not need help, let alone supervision, is in
crossing streets. I grew up in the middle of the world’s biggest
city, full of cars, and I have crossed streets without assistance even
in the chaotic traffic of Bangalore and Delhi. Please just leave me
alone when I cross streets.
I do not eat breakfast. Please do not ask me any questions about
what I will do breakfast. Please just do not bring it up.
ahahha
OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHA
Oh that’s one of the best things ever!
Reblogged From sidewalkwhenshewalks
ahahahahahahhaha
I prefer “YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL.”
never not reblog
it feels like jelly.
this was a popular one!
credit due: porquesoybello and ofawkward and emotionalfuckwit
When I wake, my dash had better be awash with the greatest Rebecca Black based comedy imaginable.
Or so help me……….. ¬_¬
Cat eating standing up. LOOKAT IT’S GIMPY LIL HAND!
http://freethoughtpedia.com/wiki/Inconsistencies_in_the_Bible
Pointing out such fundamentals as:
- Why are we being punished for Adam’s and Eve’s sin? After all, they ate the forbidden fruit, we didn’t. It’s their problem, not ours, especially in light of Deut. 24:16, which says children shall not be punished for the sins of their fathers.
- God created Adam, so he must have been perfect. How then, could he have sinned? Regardless of how much free will he had, if he chose to sin, he wasn’t perfect.
This’ll keep me entertained for a while.
Since, the problem with 2 of your fave tumblrs being friends in the real world is that when they go out for drinks, your dash is dead!
What with tablet, haggis, chicken Pakora*, Irn Bru and deep friend ice cream/mars bars, I genuinely don’t understand why people think Scotland is unhealthy.
lawl.
*I have it on good authority that you can’t get Pakora in england. I had my friend in London text me once “I think I just had pakora! Is it a kind of lemony bread?” bahahaha!
What you did there.
I see it.
