I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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Did everyone get one of the Seed Paper “Plant This Prism" things?
Stories I heard were that there were limited to 300,000, which isn’t really a lot, if that’s a worldwide figure.
I mean, if it was 300,000 per territory, that’s different, but worldwide…
I got one. Should I feel like one of the chosen few, or did literally everyone get one?
I hate listening to an album for the first time.
The first couple of listens of any album, I have to really force myself to have it on, rather than changing to a CD I already know.
I know, in time, I’ll develop a taste for it. I’ll like some songs, and not others. But to start with, I hate them all. Every one.
For instance, when I first heard Katy Perry’s Roar, I didn’t like it. I was disappointed. I just didn’t feel right. But now…now, after a couple of hundred of listens, and I can hear all the layers and the M83 and it’s familiar, it’s fast becoming a contender as my favourite Katy Perry song of all time.
The Prism semi finally opened this morning in New York City!!
Bless her. She musta been awfully bored being stuck in that truck for a week while it drove up and down the country. Doesn’t even look like there was a reading light in there. And you couldn’t really have a game of scrabble a) alone and b) on a moving truck. Pieces would just ping about all over the place.
It might not seem like much to some folk, but Soph has started to recognise Katy Perry. Like, not just remember a video of her, and know that it’s the right thing to say…recognise her. In stuff Sophie hasn’t seen before.
This is her watching You’re So Gay tonight.
#ROAR - The Third Coming
I had a dream that I met Katy Perry and I just broke down and couldn’t even function.
So she hugged me until I stopped shaking.
Casual reminder that I’m a 31 year old with a mortgage and a daughter and a fiancée, and not some 14 year old hyperfan.
HAHAHA I’ve had like 23 re-tweets. I think that’s the most popular I’ve ever been on Twitter.
This must be how famous people feel, when one of their tweets gets seen a whole 23 times. ¬_¬
After lots of fake tan and the heaviest eyelashes ever Katy Perry was ready to go! :)
A character party, with Katy Perry in place of a Disney Princess. Well, that’s my stag do taken care of then…..
There is a girl in my town, who I see sometimes when I’m on my lunch, and she has an undeniable Katy Perry look to her…
Not quite a look-a-like, more like, she’s Carlythekatycat’s look-a-like…she’s a clone, once removed sorta thing.
Maybe one day,
if I’m drunk at lunch, I’ll go up to her and tell her that I love her face.
I tweeted Katy Perry an invite to my wedding.
Hey, you gotta try, y’know?
Mine could be the one tweet out of the sea of millions that catches her eye. And she replies to. Even that would be enough, truth be told.
BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE! IF SHE WAS ALL LIKE “Yeah, I’ll come.” I WOULD FUCKING EXPLODE.
( Plus, even if I was distracted, and did a whole Ross / Rachel / Emily from Friends thing, it’s fine…If I say “I take you Katy” instead of “I take you Katie” lol )