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Howdy! My name is Kitt. I live in Ayr, Scotland, about an hour away from Glasgow.

I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.

I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.

My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.

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pip-in-wonderland:

After lots of fake tan and the heaviest eyelashes ever Katy Perry was ready to go! :)

A character party, with Katy Perry in place of a Disney Princess. Well, that’s my stag do taken care of then…..

Speaking of Katy Perry

There is a girl in my town, who I see sometimes when I’m on my lunch, and she has an undeniable Katy Perry look to her…

Not quite a look-a-like, more like, she’s Carlythekatycat’s look-a-like…she’s a clone, once removed sorta thing.

Maybe one day, ~~if I’m drunk at lunch,~~ I’ll go up to her and tell her that I love her face.

I tweeted Katy Perry an invite to my wedding.

Hey, you gotta try, y’know?

Mine could be the one tweet out of the sea of millions that catches her eye. And she replies to. Even that would be enough, truth be told.

BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE! IF SHE WAS ALL LIKE “Yeah, I’ll come.” I WOULD FUCKING EXPLODE.

( Plus, even if I was distracted, and did a whole Ross / Rachel / Emily from Friends thing, it’s fine…If I say “I take you Katy” instead of “I take you Katie” lol )