I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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So, here’s what’s been happening in my life:
Sophie being adorable;
I got the Splinter Cell Super Made of Liquid Sex Special Edition that comes with a watch that lights up in the style of Sam Fisher’s NVGs.
And Soph was wearing a Firefly tshirt today ( Soph, Katie and myself all own the same tshirt in our respective sizes…Today, Katie and Soph had the same shirt on, but mine was in the wash :( So we didn’t all match )
I got the new Splinter Cell game yesterday. I’m dying to play it, I freaking love splinter cell. But I can’t because I’m watching Soph and she’s doesn’t enjoy watching me play games.
So, since I can’t play it, I was just reading up on it, checking out the cast on IMDB and whatnot.
The voice of the hacker nerd.
The actor who voices one of the characters.
It’s Glen Fucking Coco.
Goron Tablet/Gaming Cushion
Don’t you hate it when you’re laying in bed, using your tablet or phone, or your Kindle or your PSP and you just can’t get comfy?
You can’t lay on your back because then you need to have your arms lifted right out above you to get the distance right.
You can’t lie on your side because one arm goes to sleep, and it’s hella impossible to tap the shoulder buttons!
Fucking, gaming cushion!
And a video, if you’re having trouble visualising it:
Because I didn’t enjoy GTA 4 and as such, have not bought GTA 5.
I’m not waiting on it arriving, I’ve not taken the day off work to play it….I’m straight up not intending on buying it.
Speaking of, here’s Tony Hawk 3 having every level unlocked in around 4 minutes.
I spent weeks getting past some of these levels! WEEEEEEEEEEEKS!
"Super Brothers" based on René Magritte’s "High Society" 1962.
Blasting around the internets, gathering inspiration for writing wedding vows when I stumble upon this…
Is that Aubrey Plaza? In a wedding dress?
This pleases me. ¬_¬
Today, Sophie went out with her Gran all day, which allowed Katie and I to tidy!
So, we started with our bedroom, since it had become the dumping ground for everything that doesn’t have a proper home.
Clearing the room out also meant I finally got around to setting up the Pacman ghost light that Katie got me for my birthday, back in May.
I love it sooooooooo much. He changes colour with a remote. When Soph got home, she was playing with the buttons, making him change colour and calling out the names. We’re trying to teach her colours at the minute. She knows pink and she knows red. Everything else is blue. Except blue. Which is pink. ¬_¬
TL;DR version: LAMP!
When I’m playing games on the PC and it crashes, I can sorta think “oh, maybe I’ve not updated drivers recently” or perhaps I’ve picked up some malware and it’s interfering or generally some configuration problem.
But when the Xbox 360 crashes, that’s pretty much the game’s fault. No real question. Especially since it’s really only the one game that’s making it crash frequently. Assassins Creed 3.
And it’s alwayswhen you’re a billion miles out into the Frontier, so there hasn’t been a save in a long time, and even if there was, it was a 20 minute run ago in the last town you passed through, that didn’t even have a fast travel point, so it’s still going to take you about an hour to get back there from the Homestead once you reload it.
So, I just walked away. And that’s why I’m here, complaining.
TL;DR Assassins Creed 3, fix yo shit.