Katie wants to get me something…significant.

Something important, something monumental, something special.

But I don’t know what I want. And with less than 30 days to go, the chance of getting something from overseas is practically nil, now.

I’m so ill-prepared for this. I possibly mean that in the emotional sense as well.

SO! Any ideas for a present that says

FUCK YEAH YOU HAVE SURVIVED 30 FUCKING YEARS AND MOST OF YOU STILL FUNCTIONS ADEQUATELY

yet isn’t silly expensive ( like, total max budget of around £150 MAX )?