I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
You wanna look me up elsewhere?
A normal sized living room.
With normal furniture in it; a 2 seater and a 3 seater couch, a TV table, a big ass TV, a table, a bunch of DVD racks filled with DVDs and games.
Imagine ripping up the carpet from this room HOWEVER because every other room in the house is full, you can’t really remove any of the furniture.
You have to move everything to one side of the room, cut the carpet away in chunks, and then keep moving the furniture about, away from the area you are working in.
And then laying wood laminate flooring, as you go, in the area you’ve just cleared of carpet.
Pretty exhausting sounding, eh?
NOW IMAGINE YOU ARE ALSO LOOKING AFTER YOUR 11 MONTH OLD DAUGHTER.
I am tired. Katie is tired. Katie’s mum, is tired.
I don’t care if it’s only 8pm, I’m going to fucking sleep.