I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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That’s coz Orange are CUNTS. I am dreading getting my phone upgraded coz I know the hassle i’ll have to go through. My phone is such a piece of shit though it causes me pain :( Can’t you just tell them to not set it up?
Huzzah! The Ayr shop had the phone I wanted! And the woman didn’t set it up for me! I didn’t even ask, I had resigned myself to the inevitability of it, but she clearly took one look at this bespectacled, pot-bellied, bearded social-reprobate in front of her and decided, “he can work this out on his own…he’s clearly not some wee granny buying her first phone”.
So, now I’m one of those Instagram pricks.