We own ze sky
I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
You wanna look me up elsewhere?
Dew is probably deadly anyway hahaha
I heard a story just today that Diet Irn Bru isn’t allowed in the US because an additive in it “may cause cancer”. lol.
Plus it has corn syrup in and UK isn’t allowed to use that shit in their sodas, lame.
We were also made to take Dew Throwback off the shelves, which uses real sugar, in place of corn syrup.
gief please
no speako diago ¬_¬
I wanna see your man bits
Join the end of the queue, bud.
