This. Is. Beautiful.

This is Richard Stallman’s tour conditions ( aka rider ) and some of it is just comedy gold.

If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will be
very very glad. If you can find someone who has a friendly parrot I
can visit with, that will be nice too.

One situation where I do not need help, let alone supervision, is in
crossing streets. I grew up in the middle of the world’s biggest
city, full of cars, and I have crossed streets without assistance even
in the chaotic traffic of Bangalore and Delhi. Please just leave me
alone when I cross streets.

I do not eat breakfast. Please do not ask me any questions about
what I will do breakfast. Please just do not bring it up.