I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
You wanna look me up elsewhere?
If a shop has a CLOSED sign on the door, and there are NO LIGHTS ON inside, would you still barge in and then make a smart ass comment about how we were “working in the dark today, eh?”
Because I have to deal with this EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING.
Today, I had some old guy tell me that because his computer sometimes didn’t boot, it was because he didn’t have drivers for his BIOS. Fighting the urge to tell him that since he clearly doesn’t have a clue, he really shouldn’t even try to tinker, I’ve found that it’s best if I just plead ignorant to all things computer related.
It makes them go away quicker.
In other news, I think I can smell popadoms. The boss keeps getting take away and leaves the leftovers in the bin in the office….