I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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Since I’ve been ill, after vomiting for like 8 hours straight and not eating much in like 5 days, look how scrawny my face has gotten!
Maybe I should try and catch this norovirus again a couple of weeks before my wedding!
boys with glasses and boys with messy hair and boys with scruff on their faces will be the death of me
This is why God made me fundamentally ugly, to prevent me leading such folk as you astray.
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared
I honestly don’t know where all the 12 year olds are on Tumblr, I sure as shite haven’t seen any, lol.
They’ve all left to go to GifBoom.
I used to see tonnes of them on here, but now, not so much.
Which is good on the Tumblr hand, but bad because I really wanted to like GifBoom.
If you were ever concerned that Tumblr is just 12 year olds with nothing to say, spend a minute on GifBoom and you’ll come running back to Tumblr.
There is nothing. Nothing. Nothing of worth on GifBoom.
In terms of original content, it’s full of kids flashing a smile or blowing smoke at the camera. Over and over. Hundreds and hundreds of the same photo, but with different people in it.
And some folk have 10s of thousands of followers and only 3 gifs !
I don’t understand it. Any of it.
But I’m determined to make a #parenting or a #toddler tag happen. Even if it’s just filled with Soph!
Mon guys who wants this?
Think this would do for Katie and my wedding night? ;)
oh god that is so awkward
See it seems awkward when it’s all laid out like that. Imagine it over 6 years. Ha! One valentines day, same girl, I went round to her house silly early in the morning, which was a billion miles away from where I lived, and left a small teddy bear and a heart shaped crystal necklace, like full on £4 from H Samuel, but come on, I was like 15 years old.
I rang the bell and then I darted away ( on roller blades, because this was in the black and white days when people still wore inline skates ).
I never know if she got it or not for years, but then a mutual friend mentioned that he’d seen the bear in her room. He might have just been saying that, because, how the fuck did he know what the bear looked like!?
That girl was a fool :) the best i got? Some twat who thought giving me a bottle of lambrini and a condom was a romantic gesture. Idiot. No one drinks lambrini.
Ah, bless. Still, you couldn’t accuse him of mixing his signals “here, love, I wanna hump you, but I realise you’re gonna wanna be shitfaced before you even look at me, so, here you go!”
so I caught up on Doctor Who. Basically all of this s7 part two.
I feel kinda bad for this Clara because she’s clearly the best character on Who in a long time, and yet all of the stories this series so far have been…well, shite.
As an actress, as a character, she shone in that asylum of the daleks.
But I’ve also developed something of a crush on her, but I think I’m over it now that I’ve seen her topless in that other program. That’s all it takes for me to get over a crush, really.
D’aww that’s so sad
She has kids now, and as cute as they are, my Sophie is miles cuter.
So, it’s a good thing that we didn’t get it together. Hahaha
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Oh, I remembered who the other look-a-like that I see around Ayr is!
Because she came into the shop!
It’s a girl who looks like one of the twins from Skins…Is it Kathryn Prescott?
I didn’t ever watch Skins, but I’ve seen enough gifs on Tumblr to have decided that they are identical.
when I was at school, the girl I liked was really into horses, so I read the horse whisperer and struck up a conversation with her about it.
Wanting to play up my sensitive side, I told her I cried at the end.
I think she thought I was gay, which must be why when I showed up at the school dance with a single red rose and asked her to dance she ran away and hid in the toilet.
I would go to citizens advice. Cause although you have no contract you must have some proof of employment. He’s wrong for both. Although how well do you know the guy would you want to take legal action or take it further?
We were in the same class at school, but that’s not what would stop me from taking legal action.
There isn’t any money in the business. Due to some sterling business decisions over the years, the place is tapped out. Which is the reason I’m going down to 2 days.
Any claim I make wouldn’t amount to anything, because there is nothing to take. Literally.
It is what it is, and all that.
Are they even allowed to do that?
Fingers crossed dude. This was maybe a bit of fate interveining so that you do get on with the photography thing.
That’s not good. :( hope you find something.xx
That is a joke! You should have been given notice!
The long and the short of it is, I’ve worked here for about 8 years. I’ve routinely asked for a written contract, since you are legally obliged to get one after 2 months of work.
8 years in, I’ve never seen a sniff of one, despite my asking several times a year.
So, without a contract, there is nothing to say what sort of notice he has to give me. Which also means that if I find a new job, I can just walk out that day. I don’t need to give any notice.
But essentially, yes, when he’s doing is illegal, and what he’s been doing by avoiding giving me a contract, is illegal.
But it’s just me and the boss. We’re not a big company. Just the owner and a sole employee.
So, we’ll see what happens.
Hey, anyone want to buy nudes? Should I set myself up a MGF account, and you can all pay me for naked photos? Anyone? Anyone? lol
Well that fucking sucks. A bit of notice would’ve been a fine thing.
But here’s hoping, if I’m doing 2 days, I think I can sign on which should help until I can find a replacement full time job or a second part time job.
Hopefully this wednesday, I’ll take my ( unfinished ) photo portfolio around some local studios, see that’s even an option.
The boss has just hit me with
From next week, you’re only in 2 days a week.
So. That’s excellent then. Not like I needed that money for mortgage, bills and that. Not like I’ve a family to support or anything.