I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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Universal Jobmatch is so awful isn’t it? My job centre advisor genuinely thought, despite me having packed to the brim job diaries,that I was slacking off because I just don’t touch that crap
Not to mention, the “jobs” are 95% “work from home” scams.
And they really are scams. Like, you BUY catalogues and hand them out. Any catalogue that gets binned? That’s cash out of your pocket. Not that driving/bus-ing all over town to hand them out isn’t already cutting into your finances.
And then, you only get paid a commission based on how many sales your customers make! Whothe fuck is gonna buy from catalogue when the internet is right there!
Alright, guys, listen to this.
Everyone is looking for work, right?
How about, get this, how about we make a website that lists all the jobs available, yeah? Maybe even Government funded. A proper .gov site.
Right, and we have it where before you can even apply for any of the jobs, we make you fill in ALL THE FORMS. Like, all of them. You HAVE to upload a CV before you can even look at the job, right?
And we’ll have all the job adverts really poorly worded, real vague like. And badly formatted, like they’ve been copy-pasted from an OCR of a photo of fax of a flyer. And not even spell-checked.
And then, get this, then, guys, then, once you click APPLY on the job …. Once you go to apply for the job, we’ll direct them to a totally different site, the company that they are applying for, direct them to that site and have them fill all the information in AGAIN!
Like, transfer NONE of the details over. None.
Isn’t that just the swell-est idea you’ve ever heard?
Laputa or Castles in the Sky. I changed the design of this character slightly to suit my needs. You can find more of my works on my art blog here: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/bluepencil808
Take a picture of your arse cheek or something you loon. No one has to see your cock.
lol I figured it was best to wait until they’d been through the wash, take a photo of them on the laundry pile, without me in them.
Else I’d have to crop super close so noone could see how hairy my ass was hahaha
All tattoo print and stuff.
Was gonna take a photo, but the cut/material … There is no way of disguising how um… Unimpressive… Little Kitt us. :(
I’m all, “I plan to do 12 photoshoots this year” and at the time I do believe it.
But, with me working during the week, watching Soph on the Saturday ( Katie works Saturdays ) and then Sundays being the only chance we have to do a weekly foodshop / clean the house / family time together, I don’t really have a lot of scope for free time.
Now, I know its into February, but still…I’m just going to say, I plan to do 1 photoshoot this year.
Not including the two “jobs” I’ve already got lined up, because they are favours for people, and they have very definite ideas about what they want…I mean, a photoshoot for me. Arranged by me, my terms.
Maybe this year I’ll get to use my studio lights more than twice…
*spoiler* no, I wont.
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its firstname.lastname@example.org totally legit I swear.
I’m on it like a Shakespearian sonnet!
I’ve just had the best idea for a video game
does anyone know the email address of the guy at microsoft i send it to, to make it happen?
i just scratched my armpit, then without thinking bit my raggedy nail.
now my mouth tastes like deodorant and my tongue feels hairy.
I bet Hans wasn’t even going to say sandwiches.
We never did the cliché baby-in-a-sink style bath when Soph was tiny, so we redressed that tonight! She loved it. #toddler #cute #parenting #dadblr #sophie #abeautifulmess #bath
Do you want to be my boyfriend Frozen parody
Just started getting back into playing with Poser last week and since then I’ve discovered that Daz Studio is actually much better.
I’ve spent a bit of today being sneaky and running some test renders at work ( God bless Trayit!, an app that hides what programs are running ).
I know you shouldn’t ever post test renders, but I want to have something to look back on to compare.