I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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hayzles replied to your post “A guy ordered from my work at 11:30pm last night”
I just fundamentally just don’t understand people or what they think is possible or appropriate.
Any of them.
They freak me out.
No offence. lol.
and sent a furious email today demanding to know why it hadn’t been arrived at his house this morning.
B) WHAT?? Did you want us to email it to you?
C) Do you even know how things work, in the physical realm?
whittneydoll replied to your post “Petition to have 3rd of July declared INTERNATIONAL DAY OF SITTING…”
After reading so much history about American Revolution, and knowing my ancestry (Scots/Irish and Italian) I would have undoubtedly have been a Loyalist and shipped back over seas to my family’s native land, the 4th is a bit awkward for me, haha.
Haha ach well, you’d be the better for it. Other than being on the same land-mass as Disney World and occasionally better weather ( depending on where you are in the US ), who in their right mind would chose America over Great Britain!?
You should make a start on making your feelings known. Next year, wear all black mourning clothes, and a black armband, and anyone who asks, tell them you’re commemorating the loss of the Empire.
Petition to have 3rd of July declared
INTERNATIONAL DAY OF SITTING DOWN AND DRINKING TEA
so that all you Yanks realise what you lost with that little Independence tantrum.
And I mean real tea. Not that sweet tea gallon jug idiocy. That’s just ridiculous.
Send her to teach some of my pre school children will you? Amazing!!
Soph is starting ante-pre-school in August, just after she turns 3, and we were really hoping she’d be trained by then, but we had been warned against pushing her too soon.
It seems, all the stories you hear about poo smeared on walls and faces and in hair and “dirty protests” on the bed sheets are 99% of the time down to the kid just not being mentally ready to potty train.
And if you’d asked me last month, I would have said that Soph was a million miles away from being ready. She routinely didn’t know when she was having a pee or poo. Hell, sometimes she didn’t even know AFTER she’d had a poo!
But something just clicked in her and pretty much overnight she went from toileting in nappies, to wearing pullups and knowing when it was coming and sitting on the potty.
The rest of the 10 days was just the fine tuning. She never ceases to amaze me.
tl;dr if the kids aint ready, maybe best not to push them too hard!
Sophie has gone from wearing normal nappies,
to wearing pull-up nappies and occasionally going on the potty,
to wearing normal “big girl pants” and peeing/pooing on the potty 100% of the time,
to ditching the potty and going only on the toilet 100% of the time.
During those 10 days, she’s only had 2 accidents, where she forgot she was wearing pants and had a pee. And that was at the start.
She’s just been so fantastic at it. I’m always proud of her, and this is no exception.
Little known fact:
Guinea pig lips are the cutest things ever.
Kimi from Scarlet is my current crush.
Is 6 sheets of A5 too much?
It seems like a lot. And I’ve not even really asked any questions. I reckon by the time I add in things I want to know about them, it’ll be 7 pages.
Am I going to be “that guy” when it comes to penpals?
Today we had Momo guinea pig out to play.
Sophie loved giving her cuddles and watching her run about.
I find it crazy hard to believe that something of mine is popular.
Like, that Adventure Time doll post got 40k likes, the sailor moon dog cosplay got about the same. But this, this is mine. This is my guinea pig, and my daughter, and I pressed the shutter.
Sure, 500 isn’t the same as 40,000 but it’s more than I’ve ever had on any post of *mine* before.
( I like to pretend it’s because people think I’ve expertly captured the wonderful character of Momo and Soph, that my eye for composition and framing are why people are reblogging / liking this post. But I know it’s just the cuteness that’s winning folk over )
Sophie is going to freak out when she sees this #stevenuniverse shiny #vinyl decal that I made for her today!
Discover how you’re spending your time and money on Steam.
While we’re on the subject of Steam and jazz, I’ve been meaning to tell you all about this site, Gauge Powered.
You sign in with your Steam id, and it loads a list of your Steam library.
You then go through it and tell it how much you paid for each game. That bit is kinda a pain in the hole. Especially since most of my library is filled with games bought from humble/indie bundles.
I had to have a tab open with my Humble Bundle account page, so I could see what bundles I’d bought.
And another tab where I’d google for the date that that bundle deal was active.
And a Paypal history window, searching for that date period to see how much I’d actually spent on it.
And then xe.com so I could convert it from dollars into GBP.
And then calculator so I could divide the total cost by the number of games, to see how much I paid for each individual game.
it took me a few days off and on, but I got there.
From the looks of it, I have about $3,300 worth of games, that, since 2010, I have only spent about £230 to get! Woot!
So, yeah, check it out. And then invite me ( firstname.lastname@example.org ), so we can compare games!