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Howdy! My name is Kitt. I live in Ayr, Scotland, about an hour away from Glasgow.

I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.

I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.

My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.

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Milk fresh from the pump, a more sensible milk to rice ratio ( 7 to 1 ) and huzzah! She eated it!

om nom nom

( original audio replaced because it was just Katie’s mum having a whinge about someone lol )

Haha awh bless her wee soul. Clearly she just knows she is your little princess and will get what she wants!

She has me wrapped round her little finger, that’s for sure. And it’s only going to get worse once she realises it, and figures out what that will get her lol

Make the baby rice with ‘tap’ milk?

The stuff we used yesterday was frozen milk that had been reheated…for every other baby in the world, that wouldn’t be an issue.

But because we’d resigned ourself to the fact that she’d not take any kind of pumped milk, we packed the pump away.

So, we’ll hunt it out and give it another try, but, I’m not hopeful. We had tried it before, pretty much direct from the pump, in a bottle and via a spoon….she wasn’t having it.

Dunno what the deal is, to be honest. She seems to only like it straight from the breast. Not expressed in anyway.

Fussy little monkey ¬_¬ lol

Bought the Louis CK Live at the Beacon Theatre download.

I’ll give it a watch, and let you know if it’s any good before recommending it, but, come on. It’s gonna be ace.

Sophie had her first taste of solid food today: Baby Rice.

I say solid food, but really, it’s 10 parts milk to 1 part rice, so, it’s still quite runny.

The obvious problem to this, other than the mess, is the previously discussed trait of Soph’s that she doesn’t like milk, unless it’s straight from the tap.

Ah well, on to purée in a week or so…that doesn’t need any milk added to it.

  My fingers are crossed for you!

Nary a minute or so after I hit post, the pair of them woke up! ( I promise, I didn’t poke either of them in the ribs )

I dashed to grab my ticket, I ran back to bed to check the numbers, and…..well, we were close.

I had 9, 13, 16, 23, 38 and 47.

They had 7, 10, 12, 15, 25 and 42.

If I’d just leaned the other way with a couple of them, I’d be a squillionaire by now :(

Ah well.

 I vaguely remember putting it on last week ( like, a proper ticket, not a scratch card ) but I have absolutely no recollection as to if I even checked the numbers.

However, now that I’m at the laptop, and have remembered to check the lottery website, Katie and Sophie are fast asleep beside me…if I move to go get the ticket, they’ll wake ( and they both need the sleep…last night was a bad one )….

Maybe I’m sitting on a couple of million. Maybe a few thousand…

10 grand would be nice. I could buy a new camera, pay off some bills, and the rest could go to making our trip to London in March extra special….

sigh

acuthberto replied to your post: Fuck it.
I’ve had 3 red bulls. DO IT

It can’t be bad for us…Spar sell it! lol

stormyteacup replied to your post: Fuck it.
The purple one is the best, but the only place that seems to sell it around me now is the Shell garage. I pop in and check when they have the regular 2 for £2 tins, or 99p tins :3

 It is indeed a Rockstar Punched Guava I am knocking back. I have however noted a consistent and peculiar side effect of said Rockstar, however, and I’m not the only one to have remarked on it.

TMI here, but it seems to be particularly effective at, um…clearing you out. A detox in a can, if you will. Poop juice, to be less vague or classy.

Green Monster also has a much more disturbing side effect, and one that I’ve been too afraid to mention, so I don’t know if it happens to anyone else…. 

I’m having another can of Rockstar.

You only live once, eh?

Y’know the Doctor Who game thats coming? The Eternity Clock? Someone from Supermassive Games, the company that’s making said game, has just ordered a thingy from us!

I’m gonna chuck in a bit of Scottish Tablet as a way of saying “Y’know what? You’re alright! Keep up the good work, bud!

acuthberto replied to your photo
IS IT EATING A KIT KAT?! Oh my…oh…oh my. HAPPINESS.

 Yup. It’s a squirrel. Eating a Kit Kat.

lol