I like to take photos of things. Mostly peoples. Mostly pretty peoples, if I'm honest. But sometimes toys, or dogs, or maybe a tree. Y'know, interesting stuff.
I shoot a few burlesque shows, but that's just to kill time between photoshoots with models, where I can control the light and the pose and the magic.
My photos will have the tag "my photo". Otherwise, it's stolen from the vast wilderness that is the internet. I usually source pics from Model Mayhem, Flickr or We <3 it.
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Personally I like the Finland song. It’s like a knock off Katy Perry without any soul.
For the most part, each state of the United States I’d fairly distinct, with its own feel and local flavour, yeah?
Because they should really do a US Song Contest. Like a Eurovision, but American.
Like, i dunno, grunge from Seatle, country from texas , manufactured boy band shite from la, that sort of thing.
You guys are actually missing out by not having a eurovision.
Hahaha that gif set is from the princess diaries!
I’ve never actually seen Princess Diaries…but I gather from the amount of gifs, quotes and pics from it I’ve seen on Tumblr, that it’s an inherent part of Tumblr Culture, and admitting to that would be akin to saying that I’d never seen Mean Girls.
When I was out at lunch, I saw a lady that I know at a busy fruit/grocery stall, so I nodded and said “Hey, how’s it going?”
And this old man from out of nowhere was all “Hello, son!”
And it made me think of that gif about the girl running and shouting “wait for me….not you, I don’t even know you” and I chuckled out loud in the street and then felt silly.
Wait to they start treating you if the scum of the earth. Fucking hate the job centre and I’ve never used it. The way they treat people is disgusting. It’s only £50 a week gosh!
I used to sign on, before I got this job ( so, 10 years ago ). I signed on for over a year, and it was the worst.
Hopefully, though, I wont even need them. I’ve handed out a bunch of CVs and friends have alerted me to any jobs they’ve seen, so, fingers crossed I’ll be straight into a new job or win the lottery by the weeks end!
my benefits just got cut and i have no idea what i’m meant to do i’m feeling the rage with you friend. well more panic than rage but rage none the less
We should riot. That’ll fucking teach ‘em! Theres way more of us that there is of them…we’d wipe the floor with them! Rar!
( in the interests of the whole Inciting a Riot / Terrorism / Cyber Police Backtracing my IP and stuff, this is a fundamentally comic statement, with only twinges of actual malice. )
Phone in. 08456043719 I think
Cheers, I’m gonna pop in and shout at them too!
The other day, I went into the job centre.
Physically, walked to the physical building in town, and spoke to the first dude I saw. I told him that I had my hours cut down from 4 days a week to 2 days a week. I told him that I was working less than 16 hours. I asked if there was anyone I could speak to about what was available to help me, what my best course of action was.
He gave me a small business card with the JobCentres website on it. Told me to go home and make a claim online.
He says “Go home, do the online thing, and then in the next few days, we’ll arrange a meeting for you to come back in here.”
I started the process that night, once I was back home. I got so far until I needed my National Insurance number. Couldn’t find my NI card. So I text the boss to see if he’d email me a P60 ( which he said he’d have for me the day he told me about the reduced hours, but, well, didn’t ).
By the next day, I got sent a P11, but it had my NI number, so that’s all I needed.
I go to the website and it wont let me log in. Just, fucking error messages.
I try again this morning, and I spy this message.
So, it’s defo down, and god know when it’ll be back up.
And don’t even get me started on how your CV and Covering Letter have to be perfect to a standard above God, and yet the actual vacancy listings being posted are a total mess of run-on formatting or just spelt and worded wrong.
Not long left guys. Who wants one?
Re-reblogging this because I think more people might see it at this time of night
Using the vinyl plotter/cutter at work, I turned a photo of @missymalone into a decal sticker. A bit narcasistic to use a photo that I took, I know, but hey, it’s a good photo! #burlesque #vinyl #decal
After lots of fake tan and the heaviest eyelashes ever Katy Perry was ready to go! :)
A character party, with Katy Perry in place of a Disney Princess. Well, that’s my stag do taken care of then…..
I got a large BK the other day and while the juice was huge, the chips were tiny! So nom though.
They’ve changed the chips. I don’t know if it’s just the Ayr branch ( I doubt it ) but now they are thick chunky chips, rather than french fries.
I much, much, much prefer McDonalds, but there isn’t one for miles. But there is a BK right between my work and home, so…
because I’m not well, and meat is medicinal for me and either
Either way: Lots of chips and a big drink yay!
actually putting it in the freezer works too
That works an absolute belter for hard drive fails. Something about the cold causing the read head to contract off the platter, and allowing like an hour of use before it fails again, forever.
Either that or a drop on it’s flat edge from about a foot high.